Document Ref: INFO-99

Operational
Protocols

DeclassifiedFor General Public
01

Transport Logistics (Shipping)

We utilize a network of courier pigeons, armored trucks, and standardized postal services to deliver your propaganda. We do not currently use drones because they are watching us.

All prints are made to order. Please allow 3 business days for production before your order ships.

Unframed Prints

Region
Transit Time
Cost
United States
5-8 business days
$5.99 (Free over $120)
Canada
6-10 business days
$9.99
International
6-18 business days
$14.99

Framed Prints

Region
Transit Time
Cost
United States
5-8 business days
$9.99 (Free over $120)
Canada
6-10 business days
$19.99
International
6-18 business days
$29.99
02

Returns / Defections

If you are unhappy with your assigned artwork, you may petition for a return within 30 days. However, claiming the art is "too revolutionary" is not a valid reason.

  • >>Item must be in original packaging (beware the triangular tube).
  • >>You cover return shipping unless we sent the wrong dictator.
  • >>Refunds are processed in fiat currency, not ration cards.
03

Interrogation (FAQ)

Do the prints come with frames?+
Only if you select the "Framed" option aka "The Bourgeoisie Package". Otherwise, you get the print rolled in a tube. Our frames are wood, sourced from politically neutral forests.
Are these original vintage posters?+
No. If they were originals from 1941, they would cost $5,000 and crumble if you sneezed. These are digitally restored / remastered reprints on museum-grade archival paper. They look old, but smell new.
Is my credit card data safe?+
Yes. We use Stripe. Even The CIA trusts Stripe. We do not store your financial data, only your shipping address for our records.
How long does shipping take?+
Production takes 3 business days, then add shipping time based on your selected method. Economy shipping typically takes 5-8 business days within the US, while Express takes 1-2 business days.
What if my print arrives damaged?+
We carefully package all orders, but if your print arrives damaged, contact us immediately at hello@propagandaprints.com within 30 days and we'll replace it at no cost.
04

Intelligence Privacy

Confidential

PROTOCOL 77-B:
We collect basic telemetry (cookies) to ensure the site functions. We do not sell your data to foreign powers or advertising conglomerates.

EMAIL SURVEILLANCE:
If you sign up for our newsletter, we will email you. If you unsubscribe, we will stop. We are not a regime; you can leave whenever you want.

FINAL NOTE:
This site uses Local Storage to remember your cart.

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